Happy Thanksgiving!!

When Daddy Carves the Turkey When Daddy carves the turkey, It is really quite a sight, I know he tries his hardest, But he never does it right. He makes a fancy show of it, Before he starts to carve, And stabs in all directions, While we're certain that we'll starve. He seems to take forever, As we sit and shake our heads, By the time he's finished slicing, He's reduced the birds to shreds. He yells as loud as thunder, Just before he's finally through For when Daddy carves the turkey, Daddy carves his finger too! -unknown